[Mb-civic] America Spreads Her Legs A Little Wider For Israel

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America Spreads Her Legs A Little Wider For Israel

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/world/wire/sns-ap-israel-us-weapons-deal,0,1376674.story?coll=sns-ap-world-headlines


"Oh, God, yes, yes, oh God, yes, that's right, fuck me, baby...!!"

"You're my bitch, aren't you....!!"

"Oh yes, baby, don't stop, yes, I'm you're bitch, oh God, oh yes, fuck yes, 
baby...!!"

"You're my slut...!!"

"Oh, yes, baby... don't stop....!!"

"You're my whore aren't you....!!"

"Oh yes, baby, yes I am.....!!"

"Say it....!!"

"Oh, God yes, Israel, I'm your whore....  fuck me harder, oh yes, yes, 
don't stop....  I'm your fucking whore, baby....!!"



After several minutes of that growing much more intense, our secret camera 
suddenly caught Israel screaming in pain.  America sat up against the 
headboard laughing her ass off.  Blood was spurting everywhere around the 
room.  America laughed hysterically, ripped off her face to reveal the 
little girl famous from the photographs of walking screaming naked down a 
road in Vietnam burned head to toe by napalm.

"You cut off my cock, you fucking bitch.....!!"

"Hahahahaha.....!!  Finally.  Justice..!!", laughed America, holding up 
Israel's cock she had just removed with the razorblade device in her 
vagina.  She threw the cock down on the bed and smiled.

"You fucking bitch, I thought you were my whore....!!"

"No more...!!" she screamed.  "You're finished.  Take those smart bombs and 
shove them up your ass, Israel.  I'm gettin' a new boyfriend....!!!!"

The little scarred Vietnamese girl pulled her rubber America face back on, 
slipped on her dress, picked up her purse, wiped some blood from her lips, 
smiled, and vanished into the night...

Israel just sat there, his sliced-off dick laying on the pillow, blood 
spurting slower and slower out of him.

"Rose Buick..." he gasped before it all went dark....



"Ok, ok, ok, cut....  cut cut cut cut........!!!!   Look now, kids, if 
you're going to play "America Cuts Off Israel's Cock" you're at least going 
to have to get the words right.  It's "Rose Bud" not "Rose Buick".....!!"

"Sorry, Uncle Cheeseburger........!!"

"Yeah, we're sorry, Uncle Cheeseburger...."

"Ok, that's allright, we'll just take it from the top again...."

"Uncle Cheeseburger, why did America cut off Israel's cock to begin with...?"

"Well, uh, she just got tired of the cocksucker fucking her up the ass I 
guess..."

"Oh....  Ok..."

"But why is the little burned Vietnamese girl wearing the America 
face...?  Does that mean she is America...?"

"Well, uhh, yes, yes she is America...  She is wearing the America face, 
but America has many faces.  But it was just her turn..."

"That doesn't make any sense, Uncle Cheeseburger..."

"Yeah, you're fuckin' with our heads again, aren't you......"

"Ok, ok, ok...  She was cute, she begged me for the part, so I gave it to 
her..."

"Oh, ok...  I knew it was something like that..."

"Yeah....  You couldn't slip that one by on us, Uncle 
Cheeseburger...  hehe...."

"Hehehe...."

"Hehehehe...."

"Well, I'm tired, night, kids, sweet dreams...."

"Night, Uncle Cheeseburger........"

Click.


"Did America *really* finally cut of Israel's dick...?"

"Yes, yes she did...."

"How do you know for sure......"

"I've seen it...  Uncle Cheeseburger keeps it in a box by his marble 
collection..."

"Ewwww....."

"Yeah, hehe, I know...."

"What's a smart bomb....?  Are they like smart people...?"

"Exactly.  Both are really smart.  They know exactly where and how to go to 
destroy people and things...."

"Oh.....  Ok, but who is smarter, the smart bombs or the smart people..."

"Uncle Cheeseburger said they're both identically smart...  No difference 
in the level of intelligence between them whatsoever...."

"Oh....    Ok......."

"What kind of razorblade device did America use to cut Israel's cock off 
with....?"

"Oh, man, I'm so tired, let's go to sleep... yawn..."

"Ok....  yawn......."

"Night, Judi....."

"Night, Jimi........"


The cricket stares at the wall all night in silence......






Cheeseburger

- Where has the sparrow gone now that I need its song.