[Mb-civic] FW: Do you remember?

[villasudjuan]

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From: "Hassan Palizi" <hassan.palizi at btinternet.com>
Reply-To: "Hassan Palizi" <hassan at palizi.com>
Date: Sat, 6 Aug 2005 18:36:48 +0100
To: "villasudjuan" <villasudjuan at wanadoo.fr>
Subject: Fw: Do you remember?

 
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Subject: Do you remember?

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the  following multiple choice
test. The events are actual events from history. They actually happened!



Do you remember? 



   1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
   a. Superman
   b. Jay Leno
   c. Harry Potter
   d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were  kidnapped and massacred by
   a. Olga Corbett
   b. Sitting Bull
   c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
   a. Lost Norwegians
   b. Elvis
   c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
   a. John Dillinger
   b. The King of Sweden
   c. The Boy Scouts
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
   a. A pizza delivery boy
   b. Pee Wee Herman
   c. Geraldo Rivera
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
   a. The Smurfs
   b. Davy Jones
   c. The Little Mermaid
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying
to rescue passengers was murdered by:
   a. Captain Kidd
   b. Charles Lindberg
   c. Mother Teresa
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
   a. Scooby Doo
   b. The Tooth Fairy
   c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
   a. Richard Simmons
   b. Grandma Moses
   c. Michael Jordan
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
   a. Mr. Rogers
   b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
   c. The World Wrestling Federation
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
   a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer  Fudd
   b. The Supreme Court of Florida
   c. Mr. Bean
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in  Afghanistan against:
   a. Enron
   b. The Lutheran Church
   c. The NFL
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
   a. Bonnie and Clyde
   b. Captain Kangaroo
   c. Billy Graham
   d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify  profiling, do you?  So,
to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
certain people.   They must conduct  random searches of 80-year-old women,
little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal hips, and Medal of Honour winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but
leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40  alone lest they be guilty of
profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
thwart common  sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they
have any such sense. As the writer of the award  winning story "Forrest
Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."



Come on people wake up!!!  Keep this going. Pass it on  to everyone in your
address book. Our Country and our
troops need our support.

Who tried to attack the US Warship "the Sullivan Brothers", and then did
attack "the Cole"?

Who attacked the commuter trains in Madrid?

Who attacked the Moscow Subway?


And guess who just bombed London?????????

 


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