[Mb-civic] Jimi and Judi Interviewed by The State

[Alexander Harper]

Nice one, Cheese
AlB
----- Original Message -----
From: Cheeseburger <maxfury at granderiver.net>
To: "mb-civic" <mb-civic at islandlists.com>
Subject: [Mb-civic] Jimi and Judi Interviewed by The State
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 03:30:10 -0600

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> Jimi and Judi Interviewed by The State
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> "I'm kind of nervous about this interview, Jimi..."
> "Yeah, me too..."
> "Should we say what we feel or what Uncle Cheeseburger told us to say..?"
> "What Uncle Cheeseburger said, and remember, no talking if they leave the
> room, everything's bugged..."
> "Ok..."
> "Ok..."
> <knock knock>
> "Why, yes, Jimi and Judi, sit down and we will begin the interview..."
> "Thank you, Dr. Persit..."
> "Allright, we begin...  Jimi, how do you feel about how things are going in
> the world today..?"
> "Well, there was a unicorn, and the unicorn kissed a butterfly, and the
> butterfly turned into a rabbit, and the rabbit..."
> "Allright, and now you, Judi, how do you feel about the richest one percent
> of Americans getting the highest deductions while they cut back on social
> programs, destroy the ecosystem, and put Social Security into McDonald's
> beefsteaks stock or something on Wall Street...?"
> "Ok, and then the rabbit kissed a frog, and the frog turned into a rainbow,
> and the rainbow floated over a pond, and the pond..."
> "Allright, and now, Jimi, how do you feel about this picture of an Iraqi boy
> with his head blown in half...?"
> "Yeah, and then the pond yawned and turned into a sparrow, and the sparrow
> flew and flew and flew over the cornfields and landed on a scarecrow, and
> kissed the scarecrow, and then the scarecrow..."
> "Allright, and Judi, how do you feel about being pulled into a war that cost
> and is still costing so many lives, based on the now proven false premise
> that some guy over in Iraq was in with bin-Laden, and the lie that Hussein
> was going to even possibly attack America with nuclear weapons using their
> missile distance of 2 and a half miles between northern and southern no-fly
> zones we were enforcing with the highest technological weaponry the entire
> earth has ever seen...?"
> "Ok, and then the scarecrow turned into a turtle, and the turtle kissed a
> daisy, and the daisy turned into a pumpkin, and the pumpkin.."
> "Allright, and now, Jimi, how do you feel about the media being complicit in
> this and apparently even worse crimes, and the corporate stranglehold that
> appears to have control over almost every facet of our government at this
> time, and things like Pentagon cable TV, and video games named "Army
> whatever" aimed at kids 13 to 24 years old that teach you how to really be
> in the army, kill, whatever, that has a button you can click on in the
> corner that will allow you to go directly to a military enlistment
> website...?"
> "Yeah, and so then the pumpkin hopped out of the cornfield, and kissed a
> teddy bear, and the teddy bear turned into a sweet potato, and it kissed a
> squirrel, and the squirrel hopped away, and then the squirrel..."
> "Allright, allright, that's fine, wait here one moment...  Allright, I'm
> back, extend your arms please..."
> <Bzzzt.....     Bzzzzt........>
> "Allright, you are the best Americans I have met in a long time, your glow
> in the dark imbedded arm numbers are renewed for one more year.  Thank you
> for coming to the Center.  We love you..."
> "Thank you, Dr. Persit..."
> 
> <click, turn, slam, walk walk walk walk....>
> 
> 
> "Ok, we're far enough away..."
> "Whew, finally..."
> "Uncle Cheeseburger is a f*ckin' genius, ain't he..?"
> "I told you..."
> "Yeah, but he's so weird sometimes..."
> "That's just part of his brain burned out, pay it no mind..."
> "So, then, it's true, *those* people in there in that room are zombies,
> aren't they..?"
> "Yes, yes they are..."
> "They've been taken over by something or something or whatever then...?"
> "Yes, yes they have..."
> "And, then, so *we* are the actually still living real beings here..."
> "Yes, yes, now you are catching on..."
> "They don't like us, do they...?"
> "No, no they don't...."
> "I was scared..."
> "Me too..."
> "I'm glad I'm one of the living ones..."
> "Yeah, me too..."
> "Uncle Cheeseburger is a f*cking genius..."
> "Yeah, I know..."
> 
> "Oh, wow, look, a cricket...!!"
> "Oh, wow, how so cool...!!"
> "Let's take it home and have Uncle Cheeseburger make a little cage for
> it..."
> "Ok..."
> "Ok......
> 
> "I'm cold..."
> "Snuggle up, it's a long walk home..."
> "Ok..."
> "Ok....."
> "Don't crush the cricket..."
> "I won't..."
> "Ok, good, we need him..."
> "Why...?"
> "To keep us happy..."
> "Ok..."
> "Ok...."
> 
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> Cheeseburger
> 
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