[Mb-hair] 1974 vs. 2005

[sherwin]

1974 vs. 2005

1974: Long hair 
 2005 : Longing for hair 



1974: KEG 
 2005 : EKG 



1974: Acid rock 
 2005 : Acid reflux 




1974: Moving to California because it's cool 
 2005 : Moving to California because it's warm 



1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
 2005 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon 
Brando or Liz Taylor 



1974: Seeds and stems 
 2005 : Roughage 



1974: Hoping for a BMW 
 2005 : Hoping for a BM 



1974: The Grateful Dead 
 2005 : Dr. Kevorkian 



1974: Going to a new, hip joint 
 2005 : Receiving a new hip joint 



1974: Rolling Stones 
 2005 : Kidney Stones 



1974: Being called into the principal's office 
 2005 : Calling the principal's office 



1974: Screw the system 
 2005 : Upgrade the system 



1974: Disco 
 2005 : Costco 



1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 
 2005 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved 



1974: Passing the drivers' test 
 2005 : Passing the vision test 



1974: Whatever 
 2005 : Depends 



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
things 
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in
1986.   

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. 

Their lifetime has always included AIDS. 

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. 

The CD was introduced the year they were born. 

They have always had an answering machine. 

They have always had cable. 

They cannot fathom not having a remote control. 

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight 
Show. 

Popcorn has always been cooked in the 
microwave. 

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. 

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. 

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. 

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd ! walk a mile for a Camel", or
"de plane, Boss, de plane". 

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. 

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam 
containers. 


They don't have a clue how to use a 
typewriter. 

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.








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