“When I heard about [the Broadway play] Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets were $11 apiece. That’s an awful price to pay. I went into the bathroom at home and took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror for five minutes. And I said, ‘This isn’t worth $11’.”
Groucho Marx
This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 21st, 2011 at 9:11 PM and filed under Alumni, Miscellaneous.
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